The Wiscombe Kids Speak!

Here are some questions I asked my kids today after seeing this same post on a friend's blog. I wanted to see what their responses would be. From their answers, I seem to be some sort of cleaning Nazi who likes to dance in front of a lot of people and eat out :) Here are their responses:

1. What is something Mom always says to you?

Micalyn: "You should take a shower"

Jocelyn: "Clean your room"
Parker: "Time to take medicine"

2. What makes Mom happy?

Micalyn: "When we clean up"

Parker: "When I obey you"
Jocelyn: "When I clean up my room"

3. What makes Mom sad?

Micalyn: "When you have a lot of dishes"

Parker: "When Karlee died"
Jocelyn: "When I don't obey"

4. How does your mom make you laugh?

Micalyn: "Our inside jokes"
Parker: "When you make jokes"
Joceyn: "Tickling me"

5. What was your mom like as a child?

Micalyn: "I know that you were really smart and you were always the teacher's pet"

Parker: "You liked cheerleading"
Joceyn: "You were smart"

6. How old is your mom?

Micalyn: "38"

Parker: "38"
Jocelyn: "20"

7. How tall is your mom?

Micalyn: "4 feet 4 inches"

Parker: "5 feet 5 inches"
Jocelyn: "10 feet 10 inches"

8. What is your mom's favorite thing to do?

Micalyn: "Go to lunch with Almond"

Parker: "Go scrapbooking with Kari"
Jocelyn: "Go to meetings"

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?

Micalyn: "Watch TV when you're not cleaning"

Parker: "Sleep"
Jocelyn: "Have a rest"

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?

Micalyn: "Comedian or dancer"

Parker: "Cooking gyoza"
Jocelyn: "Cheerleader"

11. What is your mom really good at?

Micalyn: "Cooking"

Parker: "Making chicken roll ups"
Jocelyn: "Making peanut butter sandwiches"

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Micalyn: "Doing Pull-ups"

Parker: "Math"
Jocelyn: "Making paper dolls"

13. What does your mom do for a job?

Micalyn: "Keep the house clean and the dishes clean"

Parker: "Cleaning"
Jocelyn: "Make food"

14. What is your mom's favorite food?

Micalyn: "I think your favorite food is from Bajio"

Parker: "Gyoza"
Jocelyn: "Chicken"

15. What makes you proud of your mom?

Micalyn: "You have a good temper"

Parker: "Everything"
Jocelyn: "You take care of our family"

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?

Micalyn: "Mrs. Puff --- the blowfish" (from Spongebob)

Parker: "Panini"

Jocelyn: "Spongebob"

17. What do you and your mom do together?

Micalyn: "We go out to lunch and talk"

Parker: "Homework"
Jocelyn: "Clean"

18. How are you and your mom the same?

Micalyn: "We're bad at math and we're tender hearted toward animals"

Parker: "We both have blondish hair"
Jocelyn: "We both have a whit shirt"

19. How are you and your mom different?

Micalyn: "Because you like to dance a lot in front a lot of people"

Parker: "I don't like to dance"
Jocelyn: "We don't have the same hair"

20. How do you know your mom loves you?

Micalyn: "Because you're nice and because we laugh together"

Parker: "You help me with my homework"
Jocelyn: " 'Cuz you say it"

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?

Micalyn: "That he loves you"

Parker: "He bought the house"
Jocelyn: "He does all the work"

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?

Micalyn: "To lunch with Almond"

Parker: "Del Taco"
Jocelyn: "Bajio"